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May 14, 2006
May 15th Bush Speech Drinking Game
Drinking games are fun, doubly so with televised national speeches. So I haven't found one yet for the speech tomorrow regarding immigration. Here is my list:
The People: 1 shot
Mexico/Mexicans: 1 shot
India: 2 shots
Border Control: 1 shot
The war (since this speech is not about the war): 3 shots
Outsourcing (it's related, but doubt it's brought up): 5 shots
Stephen Colbert's awesome closing speech: 15 shots
Nuclear/Nucular/Nuclar: 3 shots
Lost jobs: 1 shot
Jobs americans apparently don't want to do: 1 shot
Illegal immigrants already in the US: 1 shot
People immigrating right now: 1 shot
Increasing border control with national guard: 2 shots
Faith: 2 shots
Immigration Reform Control Act (IRCA) of 1986: 5 shots
And, to be fair, we'll have it both ways here:
Making every illegal immigrant fear for their lives: 5 shots
Making every illegal immigrant call their family and tell them to come on over: 5 shots
Length of speech time (estimates of 12-20 minutes were given):
12 minutes: 1 shot
13 minutes: 2 shots
14 minutes: 3 shots
15 minutes: 4 shots
16 minutes: 5 shots
17 minutes: 6 shots
18 minutes: 7 shots
19 minutes: 8 shots
20 minutes: 9 shots
If he goes over 20 minutes: 10 shots
If over 30 minutes: 15 shots.
If a group of immigrant extremists storm the capital building, and make it onto the camera while the speech is taking place: 250 shots.